I got hired as a bartender at a trendy downtown bistro, and the owner HATES beards. So: for the sake of money, it's bye-bye to my beard. Which, honestly, I mostly grew out of laziness.

3, 2, 5, 4, 1, 7, 6.

They've got a better shot at a playoff spot if they get their roster together, but I'd be really shocked if the Avs even came close to the cup.

There was some stuff later on in the first season where I thought they were building up Margaret to be a powerful behind-the-scenes figure. Oh, how wrong I was.

Rob Brydon's Richard Burton is one of my favorite impressions.

I like to say "Dawg, I'm an incredibly famous celebrity - I'm completely hairless" whenever the opportunity arises.

I want to see the alternate cut of "Crash" where Sandra Bullock dies after falling down the stairs.

And even if they aren't "basic knowledge", isn't one of the points of this feature is to introduce new material to readers? I watched some great movies based around Edgar Wright's horror reccs.

I read this as "two white people" and puzzled the racial implications of this for a while.

Steve Coogan is pretty funny in it as well.

Not even intended as an insult (which is rare, for here). I just think it'd be a decently funny bit to see Cathy in the style of Girls.

I was at Niagara Falls not too long ago, and while there were no Bort license plates, there definitely was a personalized cup for "Cool Guy".

If the Funny or Die people are reading this: Cathy, The Movie starring Lena Dunham please.

My favorite AD episode is "Merlot Down Dirty Shame". I have no idea why it amuses me so much, but it's awesome.

Aw yiss, Gravity Falls. It's the most fun animated show on TV right now.

You may be reading too much into the cunnilingus scene. I mean, they're just friends!

That's a reasonable point.

Has Mad Men always attracted incredibly wacky theories, or has this season just be a particularly weird outlier? 

Orphan Black is set and filmed in Toronto, I believe.

Joining the Lost in Translation love. It's Bill Murray's best performance, and ScarJo perfectly captures bored vulnerability.