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Was Boondock Saints the 90s? Because I fucking despise that film, besides Wilem Dafoe's outrageously campy turn that at least provided some trainwreck appeal. Wilem Dafoe makes almost anything bearable when he's on screen.

Was Boondock Saints the 90s? Because I fucking despise that film, besides Wilem Dafoe's outrageously campy turn that at least provided some trainwreck appeal. Wilem Dafoe makes almost anything bearable when he's on screen.

Bisexuality seems to confuse the hell out of people for reasons I'm not entirely sure of. Or worse yet, it seems to outright anger people.

Bisexuality seems to confuse the hell out of people for reasons I'm not entirely sure of. Or worse yet, it seems to outright anger people.

Phil Dyess-Nugent sure seems to hate JFK. Maybe it's because he's covering up his involvement in the assassination. Maybe.

Phil Dyess-Nugent sure seems to hate JFK. Maybe it's because he's covering up his involvement in the assassination. Maybe.

For some reason I own the Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil soundtrack, which features Clint delivering the absolute worst rendition of "Accentuate the Positive" ever.

For some reason I own the Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil soundtrack, which features Clint delivering the absolute worst rendition of "Accentuate the Positive" ever.

You're on a pop culture website.

You're on a pop culture website.

You seem to have confused "Well plotted and paced, filled with excellent performances and a crackling visual look" with "Boring". Typical mistake, though!

You seem to have confused "Well plotted and paced, filled with excellent performances and a crackling visual look" with "Boring". Typical mistake, though!

I'd also offer "A Room with a View" as being fantastic, with the added bonus of it being filled with a ton of nudity.

I'd also offer "A Room with a View" as being fantastic, with the added bonus of it being filled with a ton of nudity.

Lanois is a fucking psycho. That is all. 

Lanois is a fucking psycho. That is all. 

Yeah, why not! People want to hear my opinion, why wouldn't they?

Yeah, why not! People want to hear my opinion, why wouldn't they?

It's a good film, very quotable. But it wouldn't crack in my top 50, I guess, I was surprised to see it so high.

It's a good film, very quotable. But it wouldn't crack in my top 50, I guess, I was surprised to see it so high.