You don't have to constantly step in shit to know that it smells bad …

At least they're keeping it fresh with such an innovative idea for a new music video - Pretty Girl Dances to Pleasant Yet Familiarly Bland Indie Rock. Kool!

That would explain where he was during the Battle of New York.

Maybe this paves the way for the re-release of all of the Marvel movies, now with a CGI Spider-Man digitally inserted throughout. I mean, people loved when that happened to the Star Wars films, right?

True … but Iron Man and the Hulk are pushing 50, Hawkeye and Ant-Man are in their 40s, Nick Fury is 66 … the MCU is populated by Men of a Certain Age …

From now on, any time Spidey's not on screen, all the other Avengers should be asking "Where's Spidey?".

If only Jack White presented him with the Grammy.

The fact that, every once in a while in the comics, DD catches an ass beating, always endeared that title to me.

Loved the book - a fascinating mix of anthropology, mystery and obsession. The fact that, if I remember correctly, the book spans decades would seem to preclude it from being easily filmed …

Eh, slow your roll a bit. I think Californication is a really good rock record - mostly good songs, and the great John Frusciante [sic?] sounding terrific. Admitted, it's a few filler songs too long, but I think Californication is a B+ to the A of BloodSugar … The singles are really good, and I also think Summer Time,…

They thought it was good rock and roll … uh … music.

Climbing aboard the YA novel trilogy money-train … for shame, Harper Lee …

Time and again I check various taste-maker websites' year end lists, and every year feel further removed from whatever the hell is going on in music … case in point, HAIM. Saw all of the praise, checked them out … and found a bland, sleepy brand of music.

The first Nutty Professor and Bowfinger are both from the 90s, and both are hilarious, in my opinion. His Oscar nominated turn in Dreamgirls was only 8 years ago, and his original turn as Donkey was entertaining (the next 3 times, not so much) …

Lately? More like "decadesly" …

Kill my landlord, kill my landlord …

At least Jesus entertained at weddings once in a while …

"I am the King of Boggle/There is none higher/I get 11 points off the word 'quagmire'."

Eh, I dunno … I was pretty astounded that this guy supposedly has a fiance …

Where do they store the industrial blowers to keep all of those NES systems working?