But without it our lives would be worthless.

You know a lot of people.

I have to admit I have never heard Fun.'s music, but I'd seen their name around, which always prompted me to start humming Teenage Suicide (Don't Do It).
Although the dude clearly has pipes, this kind of anthemic sing-along is infecting modern music. Replace the military drums with piano and a plain white t-shirt and…

AN HOTEL

The only thing I can think of that links all the bands most people categorize as grunge is that they all focused on playing their instruments. In the late 80's - early 90's technology was starting to push popular music into a corner and, just as punk was a DIY reaction to the sterility of disco, the grunge movement…

This has to be a diversity hire. Fox just wants to fulfill its cabbage-head quota.

Everything scumming up Shannon.

I've been waiting since this article was posted to ask the following question:
Q: What time is it?
A: Fo' thirtay.

Why, has she done something wrong?
I've been living in a cave for the last year, but I'm kinda lichen her.

Moderator, please change my username to Deep-Fried Amphitheater.
TIA

The registered voters of Virginia clearly prefer pond scum to dog poop.

So tempted to create a SensitiveSethPutnam'sFamily account.

That's one definition. I think in this instance it's referring to a married dominant male whose sub wife forced him to artificially impregnate her with chimp semen.

Paul Simon and Sting
The two cassettes everyone on the family's road trips can agree on.

I think the intent is to make you feel that since you are eavesdropping in the middle of a conversation, you must give away all your money out of embarassment. FYI Spammers: Americans have no sense of shame!

The "In Which We Play Our Instruments Live On Stage While You Watch, Listen and Reminisce With Your Aging Spouse About Your Lost Youth Tour" wouldn't fit on a poster.

Saw them live in '93 and was surprised to see a live band backing them (they were awesome). A bit disappointed in Blowout Comb — the music was great but the subject matter was a bit too militant for me. DP seemingly fell victim to the audience-is-too-white backlash that also crippled Black Sheep's second album.
To this…

Did you know there's a town in South Dakota called North Dakota?

Wait, are we still talking about online banking?
Because I'd totally give him my login and password.

I'd let Willem Dafoe violate my Terms of Service!