LOU VEGAS IS NOT DEAD

Judge: I hold myself in contempt!
*adjourns to his chambers*

rheumy

The AV Club
WTF is when you someone overdo it lol.

"Big winds" huh?
Kirk, is that you?

*offers open jar*
You've earned yourself a cooky.

Say hi to Doug Stanhope for me!

That's really interesting. I just figured it was Ogre who was fucked up, so cEvin and Dwayne just plowed ahead and went bonkers with side 2. Other than Dwayne's creative input, I really miss cEvin's live drums, which haven't been heard much since LR.

Everyone is pleased to know that.
Everyone would like everyone to meet my uncertainly-gendered friend nobody. Nobody, this is that.

Hello, my name is The Black Sleep Apnea Of Kali and I would like to be addressed as "everyone".

I am deeply offended by that acronym, and it shows a complete lack of respect for those of us who identify as receptacles used to store knitted blankets.

Clearly you haven't experienced the bliss of wormhole sex.

The last several SP shows I've been to have consisted of 50% under-30 all gothed up and 50% pudgy middle-aged types who keep looking a their watches because the sitter can only stay 'til 11.

I always liked that band shot with cEvin wearing the t-shirt that says "Fuck You, We're From Canada".

I would have never guessed "go first maggot".

Jesus Christ, is this song really 25 years old already?
For anyone newly- or previously-interested, this is what they sound like now: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

LOL at the thought of Sterling Archer with Ogre's hair circa 1986.

Shit!
Back of the line, Barlow!

Everyone looked that way then — it's an old picture.
Here's a more recent one of . . . oh . . .I see what you mean.
http://mail.29-95.com/files…

The best part of this story was when you had a heart attack.
You are still alive, I presume?