What gets me about that campaign is that they urge you to help "finish off the fight against cancer" which strikes me as the kind of thing you'd say if there were already a cure, but not everyone knew about it or had gotten vaccinated yet.

Don't worry, if everyone just wears pink for a month the problem will be solved.

Me too. I am as pleased as Canby.

This is one of the rare children's books that are  just as enjoyable (probably even more so) as an adult. If you like words and clever puns you will love the hell out of this.

"Have you ever heard a square-wheeled steamroller ride over a street full of hard-boiled eggs?"

Enough of this Scandiknavery!

You're giving me a haddock.

I saw a bunch of old guys playing angry-noisy-blasty music over the weekend that called themselves Bluck Flug. Could I have been in the presence of (litigious) greatness?

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I SEE MOVIE STARS JERK OFF WHILE WATCHING ME WATCH THEM JERKING OFF

Fair point!
Kill away, MyNameIsAlexFuchsXD.

Do not ritually murder the trolls.

Hell yeah Daisy Chainsaw!

If you like the same goddamned half-assed bluesy pentatonic-scale guitar solos over and over again for 20+ years, you will love David Roback.

That American Horror Story ad convinced me that there's probably a lot of reptilian blowbang action going on down there too.

When you music fuck it.

What's wrong with Disqus? It won't let me like this 100 times.

A complete dogectomy.

I relish your story with all the enthusiasm i can mustard.

You taste great with a corndog.

*rams a banana*