This film apparently perpetuates the myth that space is a vacuum. If there were no air in space, how else would the Oort Cloud be able to hear me screaming at it all night?

i.e. Do not shit in your own orbital path.

Exactly. If it doesn't take any extra effort, time or money, it's just as easy to get things right rather than wrong.

Hey I don't take a shit, I leave a shit.
Also, I occasionally give a shit.

The same thing happened while watching the director's cut of Lawrence Of Arabia. The World Trade Center towers are not located next to Santa's Workshop at the North Pole, Mr. Lean!

Translated Engrish instructions for using a vacuum cleaner in space:

You can, it's just that no one can hear it.

I always confuse these guys with Dillinger Escape Plan.
Not musically, obviously.

I used to have a friend named Christopher and we used to try to come up with new ways to shorten his name. My favorite was Phe (pronounced fffffffff) because it's something you can't yell. Then Louie CK stole my joke. *sigh*

Quik! Edit your post!

As long as you were imdb-ing "Depardieu", I'm surprised you missed that Gerard and Guillaume played the older and younger Jean-Baptiste Lully in the greatest viola-da-gamba-porn film ever: Tous Les Matins du Monde.

The best part of that story was when you saw Emilio the other day.

Arch Hall, Jr.: The only teen pop idol in America with an invisible backing band!

COMMUNITY IS ADEQUATE

What in the jesus toastfucking christ is a "burrito bowl"? I mean, I may have just arrived on this planet, but a burrito is burrito-shaped and is completely incongruous with a bowl.

Once you have dated someone with a humiliation/degradation fetish, you can never go back to normal.

Your girlfriend is a fellow?
That sounds confusing.

The best part of that story was when the sandwich nearly killed you in the face.

In space no one can hear Sandra Bullock complain that she doesn't have a boyfriend.

I Dowd it.