I am waiting for the big battle scene in a sci-fi action film that has absolutely no sound whatsoever, because space is a vacuum and there is nothing for sound waves to vibrate against.

PANDER TO ME!

I have not eaten a single chicken drumstick since witnessing that horrible scene.

"Hello!" I called into the cavernous orifice.
A moment passed.

It's always fun to see someone getting into SGM.

I meant if a foot fetishist says out loud that he is a pediphile.

As far as I'm concerned, the only JT is James Taylor.
There, how's that?

If pedophile is children, does that mean pediphile is feet?
Because that could get awkward.

We are many miles from civilization in the middle of this dense forest, so I'm going to go to the bathroom behind that tree over there.

I don't know anything about 12 Years A Slave, but I assume it's about Prince's contract dispute with Warner Brothers.

Rachel Hurd-Wood
http://images1.fanpop.com/i…

No Right Turn On Red - Rated NC-17

Bleeb or Blixa veto?
Cev's indifference?

He would tell you two things: it Don't Mean Nothing, and you Should've Known Better.

I refuse to believe that someone who posts on AVC has a girlfriend and has sex CONSTANTLY!

Spides aren't insects, they're mammals.

I skimmed this and mistakenly saw the signoff as:

Of the four types of attractiveness in women (cute, pretty, sexy, beautiful), very few can pull off all four, but two will generally turn enough heads to be in the entertainment biz.

I'm starting to think movie titles are created by filmmakers going to a public place and looking at the signage. That way whenever anyone looks at a common sign they'll think of (how shitty) the movie (was)!

The Story Of Everest?