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The only thing funnier than horrendous apostrophe/quote misuse is imagining some high-strung punctuation nazi having a massive coronary over it and falling over dead.

It enrages me when a coroner in a CSI-type police procedural says 'GSW' instead of 'Gun Shot Wound'. The abbreviation is five syllables and the actual words are three syllables.

Several years ago I was making myself sick reading news and political blogs. Stomach in knots all the time. I decided to quit cold turkey and jesus christ was that the best decision I ever made. 100% happier, 1000% healthier and I no longer feel this crushing weight on me.

Low - Half Light (Mothman Chronicles Soundtrack)
Oceansize - Sleeping Dogs And Dead Lions 
Download - Zass Pie
Elysian Fields - Old Old Wood 
Doctor Nerve - Frogs Where Your Mouth Is

Last week I slapped Cyberaktif's Tenebrae Vision plus all the singles on my mp3 player after not having heard it in over ten years. It's way better than I remembered and all the early 90's industrial-scene memories came flooding back.

Are you insane???

Take all your knick-knacks off the shelves and glue them all over the walls, then paint the whole thing matte silver and pretend you're in the Satellite Of Love.

OWLS WILL NEVER BE OVER

Not just warm — microwave that shit for 30 seconds!

Every week this thread makes me so jealous (I'm allergic to alcohol).
Oh, to get a nice warm buzz on a cold day and drift off to sleep . . .
Well, you always want what you can't have — and what I want is a drinking problem!

Always put Sriracha Salt in your eyes.

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I CHOP GHOST PEPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Atkins got nothing on the Hyæna Diet.

Full count, bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, down by three, game seven, world series, yankee stadium, a ridiculously soft grapefruit right over the plate and you're just gonna describe the pitch to us as you go down looking?

That's how you know it's foreign.

No it's that other guy from that other thing.

I was actually expecting Tom Waits.

I had several high-stakes bets on that Bible show about what would happen next. Apparently though it's based on an actual book, so I lost my shirt on that nonsense.

1987 called. It wants its fly moves back.