All right, you ghostposting cretin.
Who are you and what did you do with Adam?

Your question merits a Z+.

75 auto-likes for @TheTacoBellbell:disqus

Just fire a beard-seeking missile and see which one it hits.

BLACK \ˈblak\  adj. characterized as either music or the absence of music

HOMEDOWN!

I'm going to camp out for the midnight release party, then and go in and not buy it.

Thanks for this. Been sadding out all day!

Just got my tickets to the MS show in the mail.
So psyched.

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I MAKE OVER $7K A MONTH

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus That is not convincing on its own. You must follow it up with joyous and noisy lovemaking.

I have to say, that's a much more positive and enlightened reaction than my daily double-flipping-off the door after I slam it and whispering "fuck you, world" knowing I'll finally be alone the rest of the night after dealing with idiots all day.

Hey, kid. Catch!

One music, please.
*holds out indeterminate wad of cash*

I'd like your opinion on what's going on over in Qatar.
Go ahead, tell me.

Extra raw beans and thick grease, please.

They Might Be Giants - Icky
Neko Case - Prison Girls
Tomahawk - White Hats / Black Hats 
Janelle Monáe - Ghetto Woman
Nine Inch Nails - All Time Low

I ride my bike 9 miles to work in the cold/dark and the first 2 miles is a brutal hill that just about kills me. Every day.

DO THE ALLIGATOR!
*gets on top of sexy person and wiggles*

I used to be a 25 years old doctor, but now I am a 27 years old powerlifter.