I am outraged that I have to wait until after dark to have sex with my lawn just because "society" doesn't accept my orentation.

THE A.V. CLUB
Repugnant personalities lurking beneath shimmering, luxuriant exteriors

Okay, they did get radio play, but who still talks about them? They started out with four wholly unique and creative albums that didn't sound like anyone else and still sound modern today.

FINALLY! A drunken fumblefingers thread.
One time I was about to kill an owl with a stick, but I tripped over a fallen leaf and dropped the stick into a sinkhole. Someday I'm gonna get that stick back.

her?

OK!
Thanks for the warning!
*walks away whistling a jaunty tune*

What is the sound of one hand clopping?

It's war out there, Whitman.

@avclub-1e2184e9a38acddfb65b66905ad70f9a:disqus Yeah, but that would be scrotialism, you pinko scum.

Cheesy shoe, massaged grandmother, etc. etc.

Any mention of 1983 without the absolutely perfect Reach The Beach gets a dismissive wave of my hand. That is, until I remember that no one else thinks The Fixx is cool (to put it another way: unappreciated).

I wouldn't worry about it.
The surgery to give me snake legs was a disaster, but I turned out OK

Liked for a track & field metaphor in a dolphin-fucking thread.

ZEITGEIST RIOT

Yeah, it seems the apocalyptic trend will never go out of style. Nowadays it's all about destroying ourselves with leaked bioweapons, but there's nothing like a good old fashioned Duck And Cover to get my flight response up.

Lightning round!

My friends and I had many heated debates on these lyrics. I took French so I knew, but they absolutely refused to entertain the possibility that Billy Idol would have a song with French in it.

I GET THE VAPORS WHENEVER I SEE GERTRUDE PALMER'S ANKLES.

Don't forget Talk Talk, by the band Talk Talk, from the album Talk Talk.

Just a glint in the milkman's eye.