TOP FIVE REASONS TO JERK OFF TO ANNE HATHAWAY

I'm gonna forty all over you.

So should The Eagles.
But which one???????

Ten bob and a pickled egg!

Other Guy?
Other Other Guy?
What does any of this have to do with the Black Eyed Peas?

Now move your big ass 'round this way so I can work on that hashtag baby.

Remember: When visiting the world, visit a location nearest you.

If your clients aren't happy with the substandard service your temporary replacements are providing, it'll come back and bite you on the . . . I don't know, whichever orifice is closest to the hole, I guess.

Eye See You 2: Now You See Me

GODDAMMIT

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Mine is:

Nothing aches like the anticipation of that most sonorous of chimes . . . wait for it . . .

It is barely acceptable as the name of a lake.

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ALL RIGHT ALREADY

If the first part is true, I would love to hear it.
If the second part is true, I would pay to see it.

As of August 2, the majority are available.
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I GIVE FIVE-STAR RATINGS WHENEVER I SEE JENNIFER GARNER MAKE A BUTTER SCULPTURE

I press [execute].