The candy-coated melody and repetition are enough, but what pushes this song into outright madness is what I call the "Flintstones vitamin commercial" effect, wherein the marketers think that having a chorus of children singing slightly out of tune will trigger a reflexive "Awwwwww, isn't that adorable" response,…

Does it come in 'terror'? Because terror has been on backorder for some time now.

I agree with everyone in this thread except myself.

I'd like to bottle that sound and emulsify it into a lotion, to be slathered on the parts of me that care too much (i.e., my eyes).

Abort! ABORT!
*sirens blare*
*metal shutters slam closed*

She was so convincing in Panic Room as the gender-questionable kid I had to wait for the credits to find out she was a girl.

Away. Blow minds away.

I was only thinking about clicking and I got a warning email from HR.

This sounds even worse than an F, so I'll give it a G since the title is missing one anyway.

I would have gone with I Want To Kill Your Hand or Happiness Is A Warm Kill.

Tomorrow never comes.

That Regina Spektor song is stuck in my head all day every day, but the close-ups of faces is extremely off-putting. I end up closing my eyes and just listening during that intro.

It's the kind of record that's perfect as background music while you're mowing the laughn.

It depends what kind of drugs they were aughn.

For the purposes of this event, I prefer to think of it as a command: Cave in, rock!

Only on AVC is a D- worse than an F. Has anyone considered adding a G?

My ex pulled a similar stunt. Things were going great between us and a few days before Halloween I came home from my late night gig to find her in a huge pool of blood on the kitchen floor with her throat slashed. When I completely freaked out, that bitch kept playing dead until I picked up the phone to call 911. She…

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus Frank Zappa said it best!

@avclub-afe5f98c20cf687d62bdccb6e2b8f136:disqus It's better than taking it up the bailiwick.

@avclub-13cd762222c50c46919c328c3dbf87b3:disqus The greatest "Fuck you, media!" prank ever.