Show us your torts!

Stay away from the vodka. That shit's got some kick!

Please do EXPLAAAIN it!

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

Why can't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?!

As long as we're taking a culinary tour of Cardassia, how about one of those eggs with the still-living hairy embryo that Picard ate in the "There are four lights!" episode? It was fresh and locally-sourced!

Detroit?

The Paragon/Renegade system in the Mass Effect games allows you to dabble in both sides of morality without pigeonholing you as Dudley Do-right or Snidley Whiplash. Paragon choices don't always have the most moral outcomes, and renegade choices aren't usually as amoral as they are rash and impulsive. In fact, there…

Who sung that, anyway? Eek-A-Mouse?

Die Hard, Already: Seriously, Bruce Willis, Stop Making Movies And Just Fucking Die

Ha ha!

I vaguely recall a song about milkshakes and yards that seemed much worse.

That's how you get flipper babies.

I think they're banking on the next big breakthrough being their own Steam Box console.

Coming soon: competently-shot generic action shlock set in the Half-Life universe.

@inko8:disqus If, under the supervision of a qualified vet, you feed your pets a vegan diet that meets all their nutritional needs, then more power to you.

Don't name him, or you'll get too attached when you go to torch him.

Wow, that's even worse! I've only watched the DVD reissue once, and didn't realize he swapped the actor out.

No group is immune to satire, nor should it be.

Used to?