I think Zack's point is more along the lines of "your car doesn't transform into a homicidal robot if it gets a flat tire." Unless yours does.

It's amazing how similar the finales of both shows are.

There's nothing mysterious about the Koch Brothers' motivations; being a zillionaire screws with one's priorities. Look at Whole Foods CEO, John Mackey. He went from hippy-dippy socialist to free-market libertarian very quickly once he became a financial success. He's a vegan, an animal rights activist, a…

OK, then "Galt did it."

The David H Koch Fund for Science: All our results are "God did it."

Sir, I'll have you know I'm a drunk!

Hell yeah! Focus On The Family has deep pockets!

Mant

We need to weed out these bad jokes.

Sorta makes you wonder if a certain rabbi born a couple thousand years ago didn't feel the same way.

Sorta makes you wonder if a certain rabbi born a couple thousand years ago didn't feel the same way.

You are the real messiah. I should know; I've followed a few.

Whooooooo aaaaaaaaarrrrrrreeeee yoooooooooouuuuu?!

"Once again"?

I'd say The Changeling makes this list, if only for the awesome seance scene.

Maybe not, but that title card is just fantastic. I fully expect Dee Dee flipping the bird to show up as someone's avatar soon.

Oh right, @avclub-9079ea527e08a24dfad44e3302d5f091:disqus that gunwalking scandal… the one that, according to the link you provided, started under Dubya's watch.

God damn, @avclub-9079ea527e08a24dfad44e3302d5f091:disqus . Fixing to be the new Lobsters around here?

Further proof of my hypothesis that nobody named Keith will ever become a respectable member of society. Wake up America! End the tragic spread of Keiths!

Give her a break. Her name's Gretchen and she wasn't born in the 19th century. Of course she's gonna be pissed at the world.