Atari's been dead & gone since Jack Tramiel dug his claws into it. Now it's just a hollowed-out carcass that occasionally gets fed on by investors looking to bank on dwindling nostalgia.

George Plimpton is thrilled at this news.

I'd Venture a guess that this announcement won't add up to much.

Fuck both them shits

You're a bum, and my daughter's too good for you.

As a former owner of a truly shitty American car, I hardly consider #2 to be a plus.

This is better than a movie WHY?!

Former gophers

Guess they finally made a monkey..

Mono… D'Oh!

Do we have to keep the texans?

Yippee-kay-yay, Mamma Jamma!

This must be his first port-mortem film appearance.

1554 didn't call, 'cause it doesn't have a phone.

I think she's become mad with power!

One should never make fun of a good TV show in the middle of one's bad TV show.

Yeah, fuck those guys! Always poking their noses in my Ponzi schemes.

Patton Oswalt's Werewolves & Lollipops has a bit that's interrupted by a heckler. He handles the interruption masterfully, but man that's gotta be infuriating! If I was a comedian, or any kind of performer who's trying to record a live show, I'd strangle that guy with the mic cord for forever ruining the album.

Not only ham but all luncheon meats!

Hey, look at that weird mirror.