@twitter-499832989:disqus Danny DeVito played Ewan McGregor's penis in Trainspotting.

Strange Days is 50% awesome. It seemed to be focusing on way too many things to be entirely awesome.

Strange Days is 50% awesome. It seemed to be focusing on way too many things to be entirely awesome.

If on a Winter's Night a Traveler is in the second person and it's probably one of my favorite books ever, but using second person should be almost universally discouraged.

If on a Winter's Night a Traveler is in the second person and it's probably one of my favorite books ever, but using second person should be almost universally discouraged.

Cryptonomicon is pretty much a dumbed down and more straightforward Gravity's Rainbow. That isn't really a criticism.

Cryptonomicon is pretty much a dumbed down and more straightforward Gravity's Rainbow. That isn't really a criticism.

Only because Charlton Heston is dead.

Only because Charlton Heston is dead.

If only they could make a Jim Henson hologram, we'd have the holy trinity of Jims.

If only they could make a Jim Henson hologram, we'd have the holy trinity of Jims.

I'm sorry, how, exactly, is "the world has never been more dangerous than it is right now," even remotely on point? That is ridiculously hyperbolic. Sure, the economic situation is tenuous, at best, but I don't have to worry about my house being bombed, and I certainly don't have to worry about invading armies. The…

I'm sorry, how, exactly, is "the world has never been more dangerous than it is right now," even remotely on point? That is ridiculously hyperbolic. Sure, the economic situation is tenuous, at best, but I don't have to worry about my house being bombed, and I certainly don't have to worry about invading armies. The…

No, you're thinking of Dylan Baker. Thinking of SeaHoff on the phone is what should creep you out.

No, you're thinking of Dylan Baker. Thinking of SeaHoff on the phone is what should creep you out.

Kālidāsa Jahannamleviathan
Am I doing it right?

Kālidāsa Jahannamleviathan
Am I doing it right?

That's really the incredible part. I mean, they HAVE a house and now they have to pretend to go through that whole pain in the butt again? For $500? Oh, that sounds totally worth it.

That's really the incredible part. I mean, they HAVE a house and now they have to pretend to go through that whole pain in the butt again? For $500? Oh, that sounds totally worth it.

A lot of Math Rock seems custom designed for this list. See also A Minor Forest: Jacking Off George Lucas, But The Pants Stay On, Bill's Mom Likes to Fuck, Look at that Car, It's Full of Balloons.