The real money in Albuquerque is in windshield repair.

For the record, my signature product is the delicious hot peppers I grow in the back yard. Anyway, the more I think about it the more certain I am that Philip didn't intend for Annelise to die that night. If he had wanted her gone he'd have done the job himself. But he must have realized that it was a possibility,…

I doubt Philip knowingly sent Annelise to her death, since he couldn't have predicted exactly how Yousaf would react to her revelations. If Yousaf actually loved her he might have concocted some dimwitted Beeman-esque scheme to rescue her etc. Also, did Philip abruptly barge into their room to try to save her life,…

Three misfortunes? That's possible. Seven misfortunes? There's an outside chance. But nine misfortunes? I'd like to see that!

My son is also named Bort.

Unflavored for me!
Dear God, thank You for rescuing us from the bug You sent.
Imagination Christmas! Yay!
If this were a more perfect world we'd all be known as the Flimpsons

I'm enjoying this so-called "iced cream."

I vant some taquitos…

S-M-R-T FTW

The hell? One of my favorite quotes: We recruit on three levels, subliminal, liminal, and superliminal.

For your next assignment put on a bad wig and strike up a conversation with a dude in the park who will certainly hire you on the spot to be his nanny. To further allay suspicion use a laughably fake foreign accent. "You weel 'ave ze ice creams." Perfect.

It appears that we have inadvertently captured a group of notorious criminals. — Guy in serious crime drama, no really

If you're too young to remember Laugh-in, I'm truly sorry but you missed out on the hippest show of all time. You can't imagine.

Zombie Tuco FTW

Hey, there's the undead girl, all wet and apparition-like! That's a good thing, right?

Three of the eight Magic Hands were heinously murdered with sharp objects, and a fourth was vacuumed into the earth via giant killer suckhole. But Monarch Woman still has faith that the Dome will protect her, because….

The Dome chose Barbie to rescue everyone from the Dome?

Pauline is a true romantic who would never let a little thing like being stabbed in the digestive tract spoil a kiss. Sorry about the blood, honey!

Dome dress code strictly prohibits cutoffs even for medical reasons.

The hypothesis that the Dome is trying to protect the residents of Chester's Mill has been thoroughly contradicted by every single thing that has happened so far. "Dear Dome, Thank you for protecting us by giving us air pollution and water pollution and crop destruction and Various Biblical Plagues and and cutting…