Of all the insanely stupid things the insanely stupid characters on this insanely stupid show did this week, for some reason the one that bothered me the most was Barbie carrying What's-her-hair to the diner instead of rolling her there on the Freaking Gurney. Thank God there are only two more episodes this season…

Scaffolding Club FTW

If she'd taken Art Theory 102 she'd know that doors sometimes symbolize a way out of somewhere. Stay in school, kids!

The dude who was willing to commit multiple teen murders in order to save Chester's Mill aborts his mission in favor of jumping into a bottomless pit. Well played, sir.

Walter shot Mike the Cleaner in a fit of pique and told Jesse about Jane's death for sheer malevolent spite. At least Lester was acting out of self-preservation.

Teenage Krazy 8 working the register at Tampico Furniture, bitch. "Don't let shopping strain your brain-o, just sing this short refrain-o: Our furniture is bueno! Tampico is the name-o"

Kuby

I was expecting to see "The Boys Next Door," starring Nathan Lane, Michael Jeter, Mare Winningham and Courtney B. Vance on this list. I don't know what distresses me more, the actors' performances or the characters' fantasy sequences in which they imagine their lives without intellectual challenges. Nathan and…

I'm not a dolt!

Henry wanted video games for his birthday but got a telescope. He used the telescope to access the games. Neat!

Abandoned warehouses, I swear to God
This Time It's Personal, usually due to a cop's sister getting kidnapped
Undercover cops use bad accents and/or obviously fake facial hair for no earthly reason
Heavily armed and armored SWAT team shows up led by Our Hero who is sporting street clothes and a handgun (and of course…

Hate-watch favorite! Bones wins my award for Most Annoying Character Ever, if only for Emily Deschanel's nails-on-chalkboard singsong delivery and habit of draaaaaawing out every foooooourth word. On the other hand, murder motives have included foot fungus, coupons, and long luxurious hair.

"Even Skyler… started to get used to the trappings of luxury…"  Like that one bottle of champagne she and Walter shared when they bought the car wash?  Her new glamorous career running the register at the car wash while living in the same 'starter' house she's been in for 20 years?  The sports cars she never drove and…

The $28 million Gretchen and Elliott are so nonchalantly donating to drug treatment centers equals about a third of Walter's entire ill-gotten fortune.  That's gotta sting.  Anyway, if Walter still has a shred of humanity left he could make an anonymous donation to a worthy cause (American Cancer Society, perhaps)…

It's my signature.

In the flash-forward Walter has a duffel bag which he didn't have at the bar, so maybe he did make it back to the cabin.  He got a car from somewhere, presumably the bar, so he could possibly have driven there.  However they made a point of showing Walt's telltale footprints in the snow, which means the sheriff should…

What of Flynn's muscle car?  Assuming the Feds didn't confiscate it, would he still drive it knowing where the money that bought it came from?  After all, Unca Hank's not gonna get any deader, and it is a sweet, sweet ride.

Think of the odds!  Once I tried to calculate them but they're astronomical.

Food: Hank has set up a barter system (because money is so outside-the-Dome) with the many local farmers, who apparently had the foresight to grow a variety of instantly-harvestable fruits, vegetables and grains.  Plus there are at least 7 1/2 cows Under the Dome, a few chickens, and no doubt plenty of (possibly…

And Jesse used Mike's car to thwart the fake thieves during his final exam to become Mike's New Guy.