I think the "be funny" rule may have actually ruined the comments sections. They're filled with tossed off terrible puns that people spent all of 3 seconds thinking of. You can't and shouldn't try to force funny.

Don't forget the editor Max Read, who angrily doubled and tripled down on it before quitting as well!

This fucking dumbass also hadn't ever eaten a banana until he was like 27 years old and made a post about it.

Please note that Gawker (or more accurately, Deadspin, part of the late Gawker Media) was one of said sites that uploaded the Fappening pics.

The best deleted thing on Wikipedia is the synopsis of Nate Dogg and Warren G's "Regulate:" http://www.blameitonthevoic…

Agreed about the human element, in most games I play, even. Maybe I don't play that many mainstream online games, but for me, it's extremely rare for an online userbase to be so obnoxious that boring AI is preferable. The only game I can think of where that was the case was MLB '10: The Show, where it seemed like the…

They're only surprisingly big if that movie was the first time you saw her, I guess. Pretty sure in 95% of her prior media appearances they were pretty much on full display.

I don't know about the Guns and Roses guy, but the At The Drive-In guy is at least different from the Hard Rock Hotel guy.

There is (or was) a Hard Rock Cafe in Venice, which I used to think was silly because it's in the middle of this historic city in a country known for its cuisine, but on the other hand, Venice exists almost entirely for tourists, so maybe it kind of makes sense? I mean, it's still silly, but I didn't find Venice to…

It's true, but not in this article—it's a reference to a bad music review published here recently.

PRAY FOR MOJO vs. a couple people on here, apparently: https://cj700777.tumblr.com…

I guess your shtick is that you take every single thing anyone says at face value?

Yellow Magic Orchestra is amazing and I implore everyone to seek them out.

"Watching the Wheels" is a thousand times better on every level and should be his most popular song.

Every time I swear off some site, some even shittier site replaces it in my browsing habits. The issue is boredom.

Ms. Pac-Man is far less predictable than Pac-Man as some of the ghosts have random behavior programmed in.

Yeah I'm actually pretty surprised by that. Probably only because softball wasn't around when it started and nobody wanted to break with tradition, but that's cool.

There's apparently some Sonic mobile game that people love to play with the sound on while riding the subway, and all you ever hear is that awful ring collecting sound. Those people should be forcibly ejected from the moving train.

Disqus sucks because it's buggy but it's actually ok when it's working—Kinja is awful by design

Caesar seems like a non-nonsensical stand-in for Trump, given that he served in the military with distinction and was known for his exceptional oratory skills.