Not sure if I'll bother with registering with Kinja, but either way I'm the tiniest bit bummed that my username will quickly fade from relevance.

…Ride the shoopuff?

It's telling that this clear, well reasoned, interesting explanation that provides much needed context is largely being ignored in this comments section.

I pretty much only know him from QI, in which he's one of my favorite panelists.

Remember that it's a writer's job to make up or exaggerate bullshit without any actual evidence and state it as fact.

I have an Android and I've never run into this issue. I don't think it automatically plays anything until I actually hit play. Or it plays the last thing I was listening to, or I'm just fast with the next button.

I'm the rare Ween fan that's not enamored with much of their pre-Chocolate and Cheese stuff, but Push Th' Little Daisies, Don't Laugh (I Love You) and Don't Get 2 Close 2 My Fantasy are all great songs, tape manipulated or not, and I never understood the hate Push Th' Little Daisies sometimes gets.

Someone tried to get me into Louie by playing me the first three episodes of Season 3. I hated them. I also randomly saw the episode where his mother comes out as a lesbian, and I'm surprised to learn it was apparently from the first season (i.e. the funny one) because I reacted to it pretty much the same as the…

Ocean Man is a pretty straightforward and accessible song, I'm not sure how you'd ironically listen to it.

1-877-KARS4KIDS, the greatest song of all time.

Blarney Stone and She Wanted To Leave, yes, maybe Polka Dot Tail, but I don't see how Buckingham Green is at all. Either way, 2-4 songs out of 14 does not make it "an album of sea shanties."

The AT-ATs scared the shit out of me when I was 4 (I think I thought they were monsters?) but by now I think all I want out of a Star Wars movie is another one with the Empire kicking ass and taking names, which will probably never happen again.

The only thing disingenuous is calling the Mollusk an indulgent experiment or an album of sea shanties (of which there are maybe two on the album). I mean, yeah yeah, us Ween fans are a rabidly defensive bunch, but the Mollusk is as varied as any Ween album while being more accessible than everything that precedes it.

I think it's terrible on the computer, too. How many times do I have to click Show All/Show Pending/Load More/View Replies to see everything? You see what, one or two comments by default, and each time you click "Load more" it loads about five more?

Under the default control scheme, if you pressed (and held) right shoulder button, an aiming reticule would appear and the analog stick would control your aim (though as a result you couldn't move when holding R). The C-Up and C-Down buttons also controlled your aim on the Y axis (which you could do while moving).

I don't recall any games requiring much, if any, use of the L button. It's apparently Taunt in Super Smash Bros. and it turns off the music in Mario Kart 64. Either way I've never seen anyone hold the controller in any way other than the one pictured.

It's a better game but it came out at a what for me was an awkward time that limited its longevity in comparison to Goldeneye. For one thing, Perfect Dark came out at the end of the N64's lifecycle, shortly before the PS2 and after the Dreamcast, so there were shinier things at that point that maybe took away some of…

I played a full season as the Rangers with my brother and the majority of the hockey players I can name are from that roster. Jeff Beukeboom! Sergei Zubov!

I don't understand. You hit the Z trigger with your left index finger, and the face buttons your right thumb. How does the Z trigger factor into your fingers moving away from the A/B/C buttons?

I agree, I don't think it matters much, if at all. However, the blanket statement "there are not biological differences in the way men and women think" does appear to be flat out wrong, or at the very least, unsupported. That's the only beef I have, really, JMP just stating that as if it's fact when there's not really…