I guess an album is cheating, but Dark Side of the Moon blew me away as a 10 year old like no other album has before or since, and I'd bet it would come close even as an adult. If I had to pick one song, it was weirdly Any Colour You Like that initially stood out to me. I now prefer Wish You Were Here but that took a…

If I were a director I would insist that an actress whose role required her to show bush grow it out naturally months in advance. Verisimilitude!

!!! is the worst band name in music history, at least among bands that actually made it.

Uh, Punch Out's character names were great—especially the arcade version of Soda Popinski, Vodka Drunkinski. Way better than these boring ass names.

I think only the mostly forgotten original Street Fighter had the button pads.

I don't work in film so it doesn't matter, but it sounds like I would have gone insane and/or gotten myself fired in those conditions.

Haha! Kill him.

Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

It's not framed so that they look good but it is framed so that they look effective at achieving their goals.

There are a million small reasons why the democrats lost and all of them counted.

This is an arbitrary definition of "good joke."

This ends up being at least 99% of the population, though.

I dig the leftover turkey on a sandwich with mayo, but I'm not sure I've ever had a Thanksgiving turkey dinner where I actually liked the turkey. Roast chicken is delicious, though.

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSS!!!

None of the Pythons have a very convincing American accent but I do like John Cleese as the waiter in Meaning of Life.

I ran it (maybe even Doom 2? I forget, and I'm not sure if they have different hardware requirements) on a Compaq 386. It ran like total shit, and I'm sure if I weren't 8 and using cheat codes I would have considered it completely unplayable, but it worked.

I'm a native New Yorker and I love Domino's pan pizza. So I guess that's my guilty pleasure food.

Coming from the original Red Orchestra/Darkest Hour (high damage, minimal UI, 100% friendly fire), I think I'll need to give Hardcore mode on BF1 a shot (I got bored with vanilla quickly).

It's not necessarily a gimmick but what's funny about the NES Classic is that shady, unlicensed products that do the exact same thing (except with more games) have been sold in mall kiosks for over a decade. It's taken Nintendo 10 years to catch up to Chinese manufacturers looking to make a quick buck.

I've always wanted to try Hitachino Nest or whatever because it's got that cool owl, but it's always like $8 a bottle.