When I was young and naive, I remember choosing the "bad" choices in Ogrebattle 64, thinking it would actually change the narrative. It doesn't, other than a different character doing the "good" choice instead, and pushing you towards the bad ending (which I would have inevitably got anyway because most of it is…

Carved by potato artisans, who work exclusively in the medium of potato.

I always wondered if Derek's fu manchu mustache was inspired by Nick Mason's.

Yeah, the comparisons of the Beatles to modern day boy bands never really made sense to me.

I don't think Trump will be some nuclear disaster, but it'll be a moderate slide backwards and an international embarrassment as a country, for whatever that's worth. Plus a supreme court nominee.

Has anybody actually been on reddit? Contrary to popular belief, you can pretty much find every type of person on there.

Eh, "Following my birth in Colorado I started posting at the AVClub" just about covers it.

Are the tweets in this article good examples? Because they're all terrible.

Didn't the Broncos win the next two Superbowls after this episode aired? Ended up being a wise investment.

It's not a pyramid scheme, it's a reverse funnel system.

I think six million died, he thinks six hundred, you, maybe somewhere in between…

You know, the more I learn about that guy the less I care for him?

But this is a website ostensibly for adults, so complaining about it here seems reasonable.

Personally I'm relieved by the lack of Ween, as we were at least spared some ignorant dismissive purge.

Julian Assange has a TV show on Russian state sponsored television. Working for state sponsored media doesn't lend credibility to some claiming to be a transparency minded whistleblower.

Every woman I've talked to who's done it says it's a nightmare, but as a guy I found it pretty fun. 95% of the girls I dated were cool and attractive—the downside was none of them lasted very long, though you just need one to stick (and one did).

Two of his other schemes are electric cars and solar panels, so I'll give his hobbies a break.

It's got sort of a Scottish dagger feel to it.

Who remembers that avclub gimmick poster Iron Eagle?

Yeah I've never quite understood if humans in the Alien universe have run into any other extraterrestrials or not.