Look out for Klingons

Culver's is quite popular there

If it was cow versus step, I'd take step because cows can't walk down stairs.

McDonald's billboard

FOR SALE: One pair Giorgio Armani pants, slightly used in California swamp by international star. Originally $1295, on sale now for $1195

OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!

Actual Amazons are one of the few things not available on Amazon.

Are you having a stroke?

WHAT IS LOVE?
BABY DON'T HURT ME,
DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE

Lol

Holy shit

The can of soup is canning its own dick?

Barris will probably get a movie before her too

Wait, who was fuckin the goat?

I've tried to go into Dunkin Donuts to just get a black coffee, but have never been successful.

This should be a gimmick account

Will Arnett's involvement in this is why Amy Poehler divorced him.

There's a picture of her lower down looking like Ron just farted in Potions class

Didn't he have a duet with Paula Abdul back in the 90s?

Well they're already yellow. How much more yellow can they draw him?