Well I also use a friend's Hulu password.

"why the country’s rulers have sealed it off from the rest of the world"

I have some illegally ripped mp3s on my hard drive.

I kind of feel that once you get to these levels of government, people can very obviously commit crimes. The real question is is there anyone willing and able to prosecute them.

"Yes, it's a veritable forest down there."

"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"

Long ago I ate in the Walnut Room restaurant at the Marshall Field's in Chicago. It was super fancy.

I don't often buy tequila but when I do I buy Cazadores Reposado because that's what the corner store sold me when I was in Mexico 15 years ago. It's pretty good.

You're thinking of the 2000 US presidential election.

Acutally…Panama hats are misnamed as they are chiefly made and worn in Ecuador. It used to be that they were shipped out for export from Panama, hence the name.

France was trying and failing to build the canal and offered to sell the rights to the US. The US offered Colombia $10 million upfront and $250,000/year in perpetuity. Colombia said no, so the US backed some Panamanian rebels. The rebels succeeded and then took the deal because they needed the money to run their new…

If it's the big collection that we have, it also contains "I am a Bunny."

93 til Infinity is still a cool song

Who did Car Hitler hate? What are the car equivalents of Jews, Gypsies, and homosexuals?

But how could a car sit at a desk. What would it do there? It can't type on a keyboard to update the accounts receivable spreadsheet.

Wait, I thought I could trade this upvotes in for a prize like at the Chuck E Cheese.

Sounds kinda pervy.

The Italian restaurant we go to with the in-laws puts a basket of small, slightly-bigger-than-a-golf-ball rolls on the table when you sit down. It's tough to eat just one.

The thing now is to take pictures of your infant every month and post them with updates of what he/she/it likes to do. Like anyone cares about a two-month-old's hobbies.

I'm on Instagram with privacy settings turned on just so I can post kid pics for family instead of having multiple group texts going.