Hey Bob Uecker was a shitty baseball player but is a great announcer for the Brewers.

This is hysterical to me. Like it was somebody's job to make a digital movie of analog static.

There's a hardcore cyberpunk community? Like, still? In 2017?

I went to I.Q. with a high school girlfriend. Even though the theater was relatively crowded, we still made out a bunch.

The Maple Syrup Conspiracy is my favorite Canadian seventies folk-rock band. I love their song, "Buttered Pancakes on a Sunday Afternoon."

The trick is to skip work one afternoon and go see the matinee of something that nobody else in your family will want to watch. Oh and sneak in booze.

Oh no he didn't

Somehow, I'm betting that stories that are on literally a hundred other sites (Gold Leader saying fuck, Patton Oswalt writing about his wife's death, announcement of the teaser for the trailer of the big winter movie) get more clicks than a lot of the original material.

I know an engineer who mainly works on dams.

Can anyone figure out why on some sites Tweets show up looking like Tweets with the pictures embedded, but on other sites they're just text with links instead of graphics?

I'm a locksmith and…I'm a locksmith.

The new Juicero CEO used to work for Coke. You'd think he would have remembered about cans.

Keep buying and maybe they'll get rid of some ads that make the mobile site load so slowly.

The unhip parents are the ones going to the show.

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I have to admit to renting the Genesis version and just not being able to make any sense of it before returning it. Perhaps my adolescent mind was unable to cope with the non-linear style.

Can we keep Bill and Hillary? I don't think I want to play with the Trumps.

Hey, AV Club writers gotta waste time at work somehow.

Everything used to have to run Doom.

Buck up Juicero! You squeeze juicebags with the force of two Teslas! Timmy down the street can't squeeze juicebags that hard.