I'm with you. Can I literally not think about the car at all unless I'm actually driving it? And sometimes not even then?

Christopher Reeves' performances are about the only good thing about them.

White Chance the Rapper impersonator

My kids aren't even allowed to ride to school because a drunk ran down a kid on a bike a few years back.

Skeleton Twins was so dumb.

If I had to pick one person to visit Jurassic Park , it would be her.

We saw a guy blow into a milk jug until it popped.

Just play the right notes!

I don't know…. There are still a lot of racists around.

Quiet Riot's been lying to me all these years?!?

I want cyborgs hunting the resistance on the evening news goddammit!

Of all the possible distopias we get this shitty one.

Taken in for questioning after Kim Jon Un's brother got spray-murdered.

Ben is such an asshole

His boots look brand new.

You make corporations pay to fuck you? I wish I were so lucky…

Didn't we already assume they're ​all sad lonely white guys?

Is Kyrre Lien in the new Star Wars?

Missy can make Teletubbies bearable for 2 minutes. A new record!

I got a hot dog at one of the places he had on the show. The restaurant was dirty and the service was slow, but I don't blame him.