I learned to read after hearing "Al Z A-B-Cee Z" at the end of side one of Derelicts of Dialect.

K is too hard to do this with

The tin Man was kind of a badass with his axe in the original book.

We're all close to Chicago… In our hearts

No. The Illinois and Michigan Canal connects the Chicago River to the Illinois River, which flows into the Mississippi.

The Mississippi River doesn't go anywhere close to Chicago.

I did not know that.

If I had a time machine, I would totally go back and babysit Baby Litler.

This is like those websites with pictures of animals of different species that are friends. I saw one with a golden retriever and a cheetah one time. The pics were pretty cute.

I really liked The Lego Batman Movie until I saw Mnuchin's name come up in the end credits.

I'm starting the 12 loaves soaked in ale challenge to raise money for canceraids research

Titty. Heh.

They're fun to watch while getting hammered

This is sure to stop the Trump Agenda in its tracks!

Kwisatz Haderach don't need your vote

Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most inhuman.

Is snakes out here this big?!?

You can't listen to the samples of the soundtrack anymore - the links are broken.

Seriously, hole-in-one with that comment ChancellorPuddinghead

This raises an interesting point about the musical. Are they going to have dudes dunking on stage in the middle of the show?