I used to be pretty sure that you could see her nipples too.

17 years ago I got a Honda Civic and my grandfather (who was in the Navy and sailing to Japan when the US bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki) couldn't believe I got a "jap car."

Is this retroactive? Their "Metal Up Your Ass" t-shirt with the graphic of the knife coming out of the toilet was pretty awesome when I was in sixth grade.

I was at a hipster concert hall and the bar served cocktails made with "house sugar." Like they were pressing sugar beets in the back or something.

You don't want to know what the guy who donated them did in them.

But why would Russia want us to attack Iran? I was under the impression that they were friendly with each other. But I could be wrong.

Heh. Women. Amirite?

He just needs to see the extended cut of BvS on Blu-ray!

I'm Lupe Secret Success

Hey the only one allowed to talk about my mother's box is Mr. Hebag!

I'd like you to know that I appreciate your efforts and attempt to upvote every MS3TK quote I read.

When my kids wonder why we don't live in a bigger house, I tell them all about the important commenting I did on various leftist blogs during the Bush Administration. It kept me from getting a promotion, but at least I helped keep GWB from getting a second term.

WTF. I can't even pick the oddest quote from the Wikipedia article.

Scarton Fink

What about those t-shirts with Looney Toons characters posed like Pacino in Scarface that you used to be able to buy at mall kiosks? Those were pretty great.

So WWI happens between the original and this sequel. I'm guessing Michael's "personal loss" is that he's lost a limb or is blinded by mustard gas in the trenches.

I was 12 and the only Batman I knew was from the 60s TV show and Superfriends, so Batman '89 was the shit.

Take off your shirt and tell her you're "just airin' out the ol' pits"

Depends. No.

I remember the 2010s. Back then I was a fan of meme humor.