Holiday - Weezer

Good Hearted Woman - Waylon and Willie

Open the bruise up and
Let the bruise blood come out to show them
come out to show them
come out to show them
come out to show them
come out to show them
come out to show them
come out to show them come out to show them come out to show them come out to show them come out to show them come out to show them come out to show…

See, you gotta leave the tags on, otherwise they lose all of their resale value. Also, keep the boxes in a dry area (not the basement) so the cardboard doesn't get soggy.

This may not be great, but at least it looks like a job, like somebody actually put some thought, effort, and skill into it.

He's an orphaned Transformer.

All you had to do was mash the buttons….

Hey, Scrooged had its moments!

That guy on the lower left looks like if Peter Dinklage didn't have dwarfism

This is some lazy shit all around. The people who made the sandwiches, the people who tweeted the pictures, Buzzfeed, Marah, this comment, the Subway restaurant chain, just everything.

Any skin below the neck or above the ankle.

So how soon until they don't even bother having any movies available?

Dumb was the wrong word, but yeah in the context of 2014 Sharpton could have ignored this.

I'll take your word for it. I have no idea. I was just remembering what Chris Rock said in his interview with Frank Rich.

What could they have talked about for 90 minutes?

In college, I had a roommate who would break wind and fill the room with a greenish haze.

What happened to the front page!!!!!@!1!11!!!!!!

I can't read the words True Story without hearing the redneck country singer from "The Real World: San Francisco" in my head.

My name's Hipster Debag
And I'm here to say
I love room service
in a major way!

Is that a sad pig?