That's about the same time when we'll need to teach him to wash his own socks and sheets.

The Chicago Tribune just had a story about The Simpsons in which the author claims that the series has remained excellent into its 26th season.

So…you always err on the side of caution?

To play for three straight hours and then spend three hours telling your parents about all of the things that you did in the game while they just nod bemusedly?

Gotta monetize that IP somehow.

My girlfriend had a hamster for a time. (I don't know why, it was horrible.) We once woke and saw that it wasn't in its cage. I was fine with assuming that it crawled away and died, but she insisted we look for it.

At football games in Madison they sure do.

The video is one of the greatest pieces of media to be released in 2014.

Neither jazz nor speed metal…

“Why? Because it was the disco cocaine era.”

So be honest. Did you look that up or do you have large chunks of beyond Thunderdome memorized?

The last time I went to Burger King was when the first LOTR came out.

I think they themselves admitted to kind of half-assing some of their later lyrics, particularly in the hip-hoppier songs.

Youda's on what now?










Sorry. Thanks for the info.

I've seen only one of the films…and its at number one!

Nothings got a dick like a centaur. Its amazing those guys can even walk without tripping.

Upvoted for 80-year-old Claire Danes reference

Chewbacca!
What a Wookiee!

Also the inspiration for tons of 90s rap.

I downloaded a Fart App. It made for a highly entertaining evening.