I totally get it. I loved that episode of "Rugrats".

Between Soldier Field and McCormick Place. I have no idea where they are going to put the cars that would be parked in the lot where the museum is supposed to go.

Deadspin had a story a month or so back:
http://theconcourse.deadspi…

My father's urologist sure did!

IS THIS SOMETHING YOU CAN SHARE WITH THE REST OF US AMAZING LARRY?!?!?!?

Don't forget Ghost Dad! He was a blackish-white.

Like, in your pants weird?

Are all of your metaphors so erotic?

He carries the weight of us all, little one.

What about "all animal shelters look (and smell) basically the same" so difficult to grasp?

So there's no way this isn't the musical equivalent of "Snakes on a Plane" right?

Well, like the rest of us, he got older.

For some reason my parents would let us watch nearly anything, but my mother would have the remote (wired to the VCR!) in hand and would quickly fast-forward and sex and violence or pause and send me from the room.

This would be a lot better if there were some stallions thundering along, or maybe cowboy or two.
http://upload.wikimedia.org…

My parody version (thought up when I was about eight years old) "Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Lawyers" made my father (who was an attorney) laugh. This was pretty hard to do as he isn't the type to give a fake laugh to a child and I was rather proud of myself.

4:43 on a Friday?

But then he must be able to pop them back out into the overalls. He is truly an alien.

Who in their right mind would ever give a lightsaber to an Ewok?

We'll never be Royals.

How did he gets his balls into those red overalls before the advent of modern stretchable materials?