Introducing the Apple iFannyPack!

You can go running or biking with a $300 watch on!

I don't think that you'll be able to get your hand in your pocket with that big watch on your wrist. Maybe the other hand.

Do you have a nipple stud?

They got some funny lookin' cars and they drive 'em on the wrong side a the road!

OOH OOH! Lemme guess!

I'm getting a '60s psychiatric researcher vibe. Like he's got a bunch of undergrads locked in a basement somewhere and is having the half that think they're cops shock the half that think they're prisoners.

True story time.
Years ago at a wedding with Mrs. Hebag, the groom's drunk uncle starts chatting with me. I mention my wife and point her out and drunk uncle says "wow she's tall." I say yeah and then he says, wistfully, "you're livin' the fantasy."

No, I totally agree with you.

Hey I married a tall woman!

Two creepy and sexually confusing avatars enter, one creepy and sexually confusing avatar leaves!

In the same Tribune story, it comes out that Ravinia, the venue for his solo show, insisted on putting "of the Smashing Pumpkins" on the ads.

I always felt like that name is was a shitty anagram of his real name.

Well it was kind of hard to tell to whom the various "he"s referred.

I kind of feel like that guy in the lower left.

In the Pitchfork article, it says that his son uses a program that he got off Pirate Bay to make music that he uploads to Bandcamp.

I am really trying to formulate a response to this. I'll start with, whaaaaaa?

Yo its 3030 I want y'all to meet Deltron Zero, hero, not no small feat

This video for the track inspired the video for a pretty awesome remix in 2011.

I could never play that game often enough to follow the story. I would pick it up after a few days or a week away and be totally lost. The wonky translation didn't help either. I never actually finished the game.