Beercan was my jam, yo!

You know she's down for whatever.

Her nostrils are too big.

I have no idea what a "two-hander" means in this context.

I wish I was a baller?

What's Golden popped into my head last week and I was thinking that I should dig out their album.

Did he have his ears done? Ears usually get bigger as you get older (my grandpa is practically Dumbo), but Trebek's look bigger in the old clip.

Head Wound Harry Strawberry

He's too much of a stud to play with a kids toy.

Anyone else get really disappointed when they sit down to play with their kids' Legos and it turns out that they've lost a bunch of pieces so there is no way you're going to be able to rebuild the X-Wing?

Anybody see that Canon commercial that he is in for like one second?

I don't think that they're androids either. So they're robotist, too!

Well they better be quick. A lot of the old jizz wailers are getting old and might not be able to participate in a few years. It'd be a shame if the Modal Nodes couldn't get a cameo - I hear they need the money because their stuff isn't as popular anymore.

Thanks for picking this song to highlight, but the article is shit.

I honestly didn't know these dudes were a band. I just know them because of their remix albums that were released online 10 years ago or whenever.

You want to see an illusion of iife, come to my house tonight at 9pm. We'll watch the early news and then decide if we should go to bed soon because the kids will probably be up early even though tomorrow is Saturday.

Speaking of Nintendo…..
If I get my kids a WiiU, how many fights are there going to be over who gets to use the tablet controller? And assuming that number is non-zero, will the enjoyment that we get out of the thing be worth it?

Hey! Listen!

@avclub-7e1d54dc51f639d711387188468d01d9:disqus But people from the US go to Mexico for medical treatment because it is cheaper.

Why do they keep singing "Hole Me Farts"?