The Bottle Let Me Down - Merle Haggard http://www.youtube.com/watc…
Excuse Me While I Drink Myself to Death - Spent http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMc…
New Drink for the Old Drunk - Crooked Fingers http://www.youtube.com/watc…
Too Drunk to Dream - Magnetic Fields http://www.youtube.com/watc…
Cannibal OX - Painkillers http:/…

It's a show about nothing!

My kid got a Lego Star Wars set from his grandparents. We had no idea what movie/show it was from because neither of us recognized it (though we've only seen a few episodes of the Clone Wars cartoon).

Listen, asshole, those are Clonetroopers, NOT Stormtroopers.

That took a quick turn.

Three feet high and rising….

Jesus Fucking Christ, it is the Gaylord Resort! Didn't anyone stop and say maybe we should hold our meeting someplace else?

Right there with you @avclub-ee5fa6ca72cf1279c0a422ce0f1b221a:disqus ! I was thinking, wow, Robyn Hitchcock has a thing against Arthur….

The original plan was to be an antagonistic novelty, but then I realized that it would take too much work and I would be bad (i.e., not funny) at it.

Han Brokaw: "Grand Moff Tarkin was mauled senselessly by a circus lion in a convenience store."

did your grandpa happen to grow up in Gays, Illinois?

Knock-knock!

How is he allowed to host "Antiques Roadshow" with such a horrible past?

That song is *literally* playing on my computer right now!

Mermaids seem like something a red-blooded sailor would want to sleep with, what with the boobs and pretty face.

Oh please. How soon we forget that George W. Bush got re-elected.

After four hours, you're supposed to call your doctor.

It's Spanish for "maybe?"

I once had a very vivid dream in which my day to day activities were soundtracked with extremely appropriate songs that heightened everything that I was doing.

Could be worse…could be Juicy Fruit.