It's what you call having sex with somebody who is sleeping and not waking them up.

@avclub-5a1c0dcc8243c086c74ee944052f6f0f:disqus : The last surviving Munchkin

Hey! You're Tony Randall!

Jay-Z?

I don't actually know either of them….guess it's time to start stalkin'!

But the bottom two will be fake.

Amy Ryan, Amy Adams, and me would be a fantasy of mine, except Amy is my sister's name.

Wait, is American Express a rapper or something? I guess its better than calling yourself Diner's Club.

belligerent and numerous, You did it wrong.

Cobain just couldn't lay off the tripe.

"Move Around" = middle-aged sequel to "Jump Around" by House of Pain?

My wife and children call her breasts her "na nas" because that is what my oldest son said when he was hungry as an infant.

I so loathe the idea of getting in the car and driving to the video store, only to wander around for 45 minutes looking for something to watch that everyone can agree on (AKA the bad old days) that I hope that DVDs by mail never goes away.

Not enough tentacles in Spongebob?

Isn't Mohd from Indonesia? Can somebody make sure he reads this so we can know if O'Neal is bullshitting us?

Cookie Monster 2012!

I liked her making out with Will Ferrell in a hot tub.

I just read the article to find out if DMX doesn't like Drake's haircut or his own (DMX's) haircut.

That's like a dude from Bogota who moves to London, right?

***SPOILER****
How are they going to show the final scene in the arena? The one in which Katniss has to shoot the guy getting eaten by mutated half-kid/half-dogs right in the fucking face?