According to my wife, who is the type to know, only in 13% of births does the water spontaneously break during the start of labor. Most often the OB breaks it or it breaks as the kid is coming out.

Well, Magic Johnson also owns some Starbucks. Does that count for anything?

I bet a lot of men watch "Breaking Bad" and think "If I had to, if things got bad, I could turn into a bad-ass drug king."

As long as he has time for "Tangled 2: The Creme Rinsening" I'll be happy. (Well my kids will be happy, which will make me happy for the running time of the movie.)

I blame the Oscars. They didn't give him the Best Actor Oscar until he played an asshole cop in that movie that I can't remember the name of. He's passive-aggressively only playing that role now because he feels bad about being ignored for his early range.

As someone who doesn't read comics, I honestly thought this character was a joke when the first movie came out.

What the fuck is that pyramid star wars thing on the front page ads?

The end of Law & Order?

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Sam Beam…funky?  WTF?

No doubt.

Dying in a famine.

Is it dong, or just ass?  I'm fine with showing the 5-year-old some old man ass, but I draw the line at old man dong.

So, why is this PG-13?  Does the dolphin squeak "fuck" or something?

Huge fan of this guy when he played for the Dodgers.

"Hatilda"

I can think of no instance when I would want chunks associated with sex.

Need to borrow a sock?

Why have you included a 'sic' above?  I can't figure it out!

Ebert loved this, while saying he couldn't quite take the original.