I hate when people don't realize it's just a figure of speech.

Jesus, sometimes these AVClub reviews are pretentious as hell.

That's just total crap.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Talk about your mercy killings.

Incest litmus paper.

That would be the weirdest thing I ever pleasure myself to.

Eww. Why do you have an Incest-ometer?

You mean such people actually exist? What a strange world we live in.

Yeah I was getting pretty mad at Crosby. I was yelling at the screen, "Jesus Christ! Just talk to them! Ask them to record at your studio, that's all you have to do!" I was astounded that Crosby made so much drama over nothing.

Yeah, they didn't pick her to play Ann Veal because of her stunning good looks.

Is it weird that the one thing that confuses me is why Amber seems to be using a colored iBook from 2001?

Eh, I think you get offended too easily.

The closing logo for this episode said "Martha was robbed."

Nerds see big boobs and instantly think 'hot'. Because apparently, we're living in a 1980's frat movie.

Michael McKean was awesome in Happy Endings recently. I think that show should let the parents play much bigger roles, because they're all fantastic.

Can't we let our children watch men violently tackle each other without this horrendous bird-flipping nonsense?

Give a hoot! Read a book!*

I'd definitely be okay with more naked Gretchen Mol.

It's a show on NBC, so I'm fairly certain you're reading too much into this.