The Shredded Chicken Burrito? It's part of Meal Deal A, which is my go-to order, primarily because for $2.79 it comes with a medium soda and not one of those 32 ounce monstrosities (But sometimes they'll give you the big eff-off cup anyways.) I never eat the bag of Doritos with the meal, but 12-24 hours later I will…

Naked Chicken Chalupa.
Chicken Flatbread Sandwich.
The Cool Habanero and Spicy-Sweet Double Stacked Tacos.

Why not have both? I know I do.

Because, for example, films that David S. Goyer has a credit on have made $2.2 billion domestically, and more than doubles at $4.8 bil worldwide. Never mind that these movies' success is primarily driven by brand recognition, clearly he has the magic touch, why wouldn't you go for the sure thing and hire this guy to…

I will wear it underneath my "I'm Rick James, Bitch!" shirt in case my mom makes me change

Goyer only has Story credits on 2 out of the 3 movies in the Dark Knight Trilogy, but Writer credits on both Man of Steel and Batman v Superman. I wouldn't take his role in this as a plus.

I listened to The Flop House podcast's GI Joe: Retaliation episode last night and host Elliot Kalan had a great point about how these movies are being made to fulfill a weird nostalgia age gap, targeted at viewers old enough to realize that the cartoons they watched as kids don't hold up (Primarily because they're cart…

Fish sauce is weird because, in a marinade like this or in the ways Kenji tends to use it, it does add that punch of sodium and unmistakable fish flavor - but never in a way where you'd eat the finished dish and think "Tastes like fish."

THE JACKET IS NICE

I suppose 1984 occurred AFTER Big Brother took the fashion evaluation function away from the telescreens, which is why Winston went around looking like a damn greasemonkey hobo all the time.

I've got a closet full of well-cut, good looking dress shirts I bought from Amazon. It's not all cargo shorts and Minions T's.

U think U mami

It's that good good taste that makes you say "Ooooo, mommy!"

Which was also its downfall in a lot of ways. I was in college when it came out, and saw it at the tiny twin cinema just off campus. I remember really liking it for about 48 hours, until I noticed that everywhere I went on campus I was hearing somebody drop a "GOSH" or a "TINA EAT THE HAM" - then I had the…

[Rovell purses lips, squints, nods]

Something's rotten in the state of Denmark - it's these sick-nasty jokes! HAMLET: The original Hangover!

Dear Mr. Shakespeare: Found Ophelia's package distracting

And you would know!

And remember, when wiping down propane tanks:
Head to feet, nice and neat
Feet to head, we're all dead

Only the KGB knows for sure.