Trick question. Lil' Wayne doesn't drive. (Source - Banned From TV, No Ceilings mixtape: "And I'm a Maybach rider/Ain't drove it one time/I got a cool black driver")

"What was that shit with the banana all about?"

I once had an idea for a fraternity-themed pizza parlor called It's 'Za, Brah

I like the scene where he and Austin have a conversation entirely in British slang and the "translated for American audiences" subtitles devolve into a series of question marks.

And hillbillies prefer to be called "sons of the soil." But it ain't gonna happen.

I saw it opening night in a single-screen, 916 seat theater. I think it was sold out. It KILLED.

Carpool? The Stupids? Big Bully? 1996 was clearly Tom's annus horribilis, is what I'm saying.

The durability of the stick is my only mark against it, because my N64 pad is absolutely worthless today.

The entire D-pad side of the controller reeked of bet hedging, in the event of the thumbstick not catching on. I wish they had either made it perfectly symmetrical or rereleased it without the entire left hand part.

Nintendo graphics look great.

I was hoping the end of the story was going to be "It's still set like that to this day."

Foxy Cleopatra's role in the development of Sasha Fierce cannot be understated.

"I've got a gun in my room! Give me five seconds, I'll go get it, come back, POW!"

I don't even know what voice I use for this, it's like…Received Pronunciation Borat taking a shot to the breadbasket

Life begins at conception, baby!

And let's give Tom Arnold some credit for absolutely killing it in that scene

The golf kart in a hallway sequence is unimpeachably funny.

As part of the ongoing ironic reappropriation of the Austin Powers franichse I've been working on my AP impression, which is just repeating "Yeah, baby; horny baby" in the least Austin-like voice possible.

I don't recognize that quote but I only saw Goldmember the one time

I feel like that had to play a much bigger role in Dave's decision to walk from the show during Season 3 than he let on.