Potash.

I got tons of lock screen ads for The Promise on my Kindle Fire.

Pretty much. F8 is already the second highest grossing entry in the series worldwide at $908 mil - probably not going to catch up with F7's $1.5 bil, but it's still doing brisk business (Though I'm guessing F9 and F10 may have just had their budgets preemptively trimmed.)

"Huh, whatever happened to the actress who played Suzy" [Checks IMDB, finds 1,586 General Hospital credits] "oh."

I get the feeling that somebody - or probably a couple of somebodies, say, somebodies who are commanding $20 mil plus profit participation per film - are going to have to make a heroic sacrifice and go through one of those massive energy portals to save the world and prevent an alternate reality from subsuming our…

My guess is that Taco Bell tacos have labor involved in their creation, whereas JitB tacos go from freezer to fryer and finishing them involves tearing a square of American cheese in half and haphazardly flinging a fistful of shredded lettuce in their general direction.

Ahhh, the Bay. So this is just another example of the NorCal technocrat utopia in action.

Wasn't Kartheiser all promotional stills with no video work? I'd say he got the best deal - the Stealth Colonel.

God, hook me up to that South Park rando shit. If there's some kind of mythical beast and it has a laser beam coming out of an orifice? FUGGEDABOUDIT.

Legs and Thighs available only via the second drive-thru window - y'know, the one that you've never seen in use and seems to be eternally filled with promotional cups from two summers ago?

It's not burned, Colonel, it's blackened! Introducing KFC's new Blackened Grilled Cajun sandwich, topped with lettuce and tomato and an authentic remoulade.

What are you ordering at McD's? I don't dip in for breakfast a ton, but I feel like I'm usually coming in at under $5 (But I only order an egg and cheese biscuit and a large coffee. By foregoing breakfast meat on my sandwich and skipping on hash browns I can trick myself into believing that it's "not terrible,"…

It kinda pains me that a regular taco is now more than a dollar.

"Thanks for coming to Starbucks, here's your cup with a naked lady on it"

i mean, what's with the glasses? and these HAIRCUTS? SHIRTS?

Did Madoff get him like he got Kevin Bacon? Or did Rob just go the ol' fashioned Nic Cage "I'm going to buy this dinosaur skeleton, what's the worst that could happen" bankruptcy route?

"Shoulda read the contract, old man!"

Whoa…for $1,500/month (I assume you can do a one-time payment, but watch out for that monthly autocharge) you can buy one of Lou Pearlman's college diplomas from Nabin.

You stole my bit! That's my bit…ooh! Ooh! You stole my bit!

How is my own generation supposed to understand what Mr. B was referencing