Back in the day I remember an anime fansub group excitedly announced that they were the first to have a HQ version of the latest episode of Bleach (Near the end of the Soul Society arc, just after the twist/reveal,) a few scant hours after its original Japanese broadcast. If you were to download the video, you got…

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No, Ronald now has two days' worth of stubble and a chain smoking habit. He spends a lot of time sitting at a two-top in the back of the dining area, conspicuously emptying airplane bottles of Burnett's into his McFlurry, spinning a wedding band that he never wears and repeating his famous catchphrase: "Y'know, they…

Maybe they're on an aircraft carrier, launching their cars at bad guys from one of those super powered runway catapults.

This could be great if they kept Statham and lost Dwayne and also it was Crank 3: He Got Better Again

And don't you feel special about that.

I think John Oliver knew what was up when he decided to do his show once a week.

It's all punching downward and cheeky "Can you believe I said something so blatantly racist?" shit with him. So tiring.

Nantz - the reverential tone in his voice every single time he says "A tradition unlike any other…" to hype The Masters says it all.

I mean, I guess if that's your thing, sure.

Oh, and the scene where they engineer a getaway by deploying dozens of cars at once from a single garage. That was cool.

Gentlemen, we gain nothing by losing our heads!

The whole "Tyrese taking his shirt off and wrapping it around his fist in one motion to punch out that window" thing is literally all I remember from 2 Fast.

I hate Bo and was really hoping that after he said "You're too good for me" that Cheyenne would realize, you know what, he's right, and that would be the last we would see of Bo.

…my nuts?

Bats're gonna getcha
Gonna suck you dry

Mystery Men is a better movie now, post superhero boom, than it was at the time of its release - a surprisingly spot-on parody of a genre that barely existed at the time.

You know that part in Revenge of the Sith where Obi-Wan and Anakin stand like a foot apart and just swing their lightsabers at absolutely nothing for 5 seconds, just a big dumb unnecessary mutual flourish in the middle of this huge duel?

Do you think people can recover from being Agent-ized? Because I suspect the answer is "absolutely not."

The theme song over the opening credits is so good