Deadspin is very good, I was in a laughing fit when I checked in last night and saw the headline "The Atlanta Hawks Are the Sorriest Fucking Losers in the History of the Universe"

It should say "Zune was great until, like every good product they stumble into, Microsoft decided to actively torpedo the thing"

Remember this guy? This is what marketers thought youth culture looked like circa 2004.

Hell yeah, SIDETALKIN'!

And tour tickets go on sale today (Or at least, they were on sale, briefly - the Merriweather Post Pavilion show was down to lawn tickets by 10:08 EDT)

Oh, the studio behind it pulled a total Law & Order "ripped from the headlines" move when they named it, because it entered early access right around the time of the H1N1 outbreak. (The Z stands for Zombie, get it? do you get it)

Actually, Riverdale tonight is being preempted by - and I assure you this is not a joke - "H1Z1: Fight for the Crown," a one-off eSports special involving 15 teams playing a game that is still in pre-release/early access form. As far as I can tell they are compressing an entire tournament into one hour, which I am…

32. Harris Wittels

Ehhh, call me when he hosts a night of K-Pop instead

I enjoyed it quite a bit; I still think of it when I look at a can of chunk light tuna in water.

Funny how it starts with a heavy emphasis on scenes from Season 4, then gradually works back to 3…then 1.

Renaissance painters would look at the shot composition in Man of Steel and say "Whoa, buddy, dial it back."

I think that was the inscription under the stained glass depiction of Christ in the Garden of Gethsemane in the background of that one shot in Man of Steel (You may remember the scene, it's the one where Superman asks a Priest how one man could give his life for the salvation of the world? A little after the scene…

Hey, I think that originated with the Japanese arm of Pizza Hut. Don't blame it on America. I mean, you'd expect it from the US, just like adding mayo and corn - but that's all Japan.

Beans belong in chili*
Eastern NC (chopped, whole hog, with a shake of pepper vinegar) is the one true barbecue.

Well, that Ice Cream Truck (Or, as the Brits call it, "Lolly Lorry") of his needs more gas ("petrol") than he expected ("anticipated.")

Crackle is the Midnight Channel from Persona 4, only with more episodes of NewsRadio.

You left out the all important "Mmm" - that's her in!

I just tried to go to Crackle for the first time…ever, and the website wouldn't load. I even turned off my ad blocker and no dice. So they're not even doing a great job of existing, yet this press release tells me otherwise.

I didn't develop a distaste for it until I had to show my boss something on my computer one day and realized that I had a tab open titled something like "GRATUITOUS IPHONE 5 PORN". For some vanity shots of consumer electronics.