LALALA
DON'T NEED ARCHIE
LALALA
GINGER JUDAS

Or the HOURS of free time they have DURING School. I like that Riverdale has an honest-to-goodness Student Lounge in their high school, with plush leather furniture and a freakin' pinball machine. We definitely had that at my high school, we just CHOSE to hang out in the parking lot throwing Nerf footballs at each…

Ehhh, it's a ceremonial thing for the "board members," they probably don't know what's happening or how a tree works to begin with.

Uhhh, he plays guitar. He's a very sensitive artist.

Shhhhhhhhhhh, shut up. Let the girl - and us - enjoy her pantslessness.

I kind of expected them to make a reference to that, but then I thought "No, too dark for this show, too real."

Ugh. I don't care for Bo. Nothing against Johnny Pemberton - it's that character archetype. Exceptionally grating.

Mateo's farewell video was fantastic. I liked that "Mateo's Abs" got a space in the episode's guest star credits.

"By the way, my lipstick is Red Maple…if you were wondering why it tasted so sweet."

It was nice of the show to finally, in episode 8, get that dull, dull boy involved with the plot.

Somebody needs to pull Cheryl aside and give her the ol' Michael Bluth "Buy yourself a tape recorder, record yourself for a whole day" heart-to-heart.

HOOOOONK HOOOOOONK
THE HORN OF GONDOR!!!

Yes, Lowtax was a big proponent of Cubivore.

A-ha!!!!

It's the reason I avoid corn to this day. A shame it hasn't updated since the Bush administration.

I will always love Fashion SWAT not only for being great, but for introducing me to Hel Looks.

The intentionally terrible "Lord of the Rings…On the Go!" images remain the high point for Comedy Goldmine posts

It's not hard, just don't use the HOT, ATTENTION or BAN ME tags.

He's for money.

In a SONY release, no less! This is insanity!