Look: Shrek was very, very successful, with its doo-doo poo-poo jokes and handful of cusses.

Hank, don't brag to your brother about your circumcision.

Just Avatar 2

"Sync with hamburger. All of the flavors."

I used a YouTube live stream to watch a basketball game a few weeks ago and now half of my recommendations are LIVE 24/7 FOX NEWS/CNN cable rebroadcasts. I think this is endemic.

The director's decision to make every other scene sound only against a black screen didn't help.

My favorite part about that movie was how, SPOILER ALERT FOR THE 2005 SMASH HIT MOTION PICTURE HIDE AND SEEK, Famke Jansen says "Hide and seek" for absolutely no goddamn reason right before she shoots DeNiro. Gotta get that title in there somewhere! What a turd.

I had to see TWO of those god-awful "I want your BOD" commercials before every single movie I saw at the local theater from roughly 2001-2006 so BOD and everybody involved with it, from concept to production to distribution but ESPECIALLY to marketing, can fuck clean off, forever.

I was hoping this would be a movie about Tag, the body spray brand that had the amazing power to keep people away from its users.

Hawkguy.

One of the press interviews I saw was all about how she's a mom now, and how she's eager to share "My Best Friend's Wedding" with her daughter…when she gets older, but for now, there's Smurfs And the Bloobity Blah-Blah, in theaters tomorrow.

She always sounds like she's getting over a cold but that's not going to stop her from smoking a pack of unfiltered Lucky Strikes before every take.

Because 3 of the teams in the NFC East are among the Top 5 media markets in the country (And Washington comes in 7th,) meaning those games are almost certainly going to be their biggest draws of any given week.

Well yeah, because he owns it. SOMEBODY'S gotta open it.

"I've got the wrong Brie," wasn't that an interstitial title card on Frasier at some point?

Britta being a pretty, bland love interest/prop for Jeff early in Community's run didn't help, but I really came around on Gillian Jacobs when she started doing the Comedy Bang Bang podcast. "Oh, she's not just a comedic actress, she's genuinely comedic."

The project: The Ass-idental Ass-tronaut, a movie about a schlubby middle-aged dad who wins a spot on the inaugural flight of a billionaire's private moon lander, where he winds up stranded with his schlubby best friend and a beautiful female astronaut 20 years his junior. Can they find a way to get home and impress…

Medusa: A coup…i've never witnessed a betrayal like this.
[Camera slowly moves in on Black Bolt's face; eyes intense, teeth grinding]
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
[A "younger" Black Bolt is witnessing a betrayal like that.]

BLACKAGAR

[That picture of a shirtless Wolverine roasting hot dogs on his claws goes here]