Doing robot homework, helping Dr. Light with the chores, unintentionally bypassing a failsafe in your programming when presented with a logic problem and falling into a catatonic state as your newfound self-awareness begins rewriting your source code.

$3.3K?! And here I've spent 20-odd years thinking that TNG's wardrobe looked exceptionally cheap, even by 90's syndicated standards.

Parents caught off guard by Boss Baby 2's graphic opening sex scene

I think it's because the "holiday" has gotten too commercial, and I'm being dead serious about that. With the advent of social media, April 1st has become a day for every marketing firm to come up with some half-assed "funny" (but still approved by upper management) marketing stunt on the cheap to try and get some…

I listened to a lot of Go Bayside…I want to say the last time it was featured in Podmass, when it was wrapping up the regular series run over two years ago? It's good, and as someone who never watched SBTB - despite being squarely in its target demo - I like that April pulls in guests who are actively contemptuous of…

Torque falls into this really weird space where it's obvious that there was some confusion during production: somebody thought they should be making a serious-yet-stylized action movie, and somebody else thought it was a live action cartoon parody of Fast and the Furious/Point Break "adrenaline junkies on the wrong…

And now my fanfic, where Leslie Knope proposes to…BRAY Wyatt.

I completely forgot about Shoney's hot fudge cake until like 5 days ago and now it's the only thing I can think about. Such moist cake, with fudge the consistency of tar - in the right way, mind you.

Hey, there's only 2 Shoney's left in my entire state - I was just checking earlier this week to make sure they were still in business.

Man, I miss Shoney's. RT if you were in the Shoney Bear Kid's Club.

The main catchphrase of the film - at least for you, the viewer - is "I need more Dramamine."

I mean, if you're going to have some gay drama go down, why not have it happen at the Whyte Wyrm?

THIS CLASHES WITH JUGHEAD'S ESTABLISHED ASEXUALITY!!!

Did you notice the match cut between FP's liquor glass and Mr. Cooper's? And that they were watching the same baseball game?

Blossom Blood…wasn't that the title of the pilot episode of, uh, Blossom?

Try to work the phrase "Get that weak shit off my track" into your everyday conversation for the next month

This makes exactly as much sense as their previous promotional tie-in campaign…

"Hey, when you can't afford advertising, you take it where you can get it." - Mike Cinnabon

Can you get an Original on a Cinnamon Bun instead of the standard roll?

It's great. It's meth. It gets you really high.