If you were to jump in mid-Tournament of Chompions - on an episode with ARMEN as the guest, no less - I cannot fathom how low your opinion of the show would be.

Off the top of my head, here are the important recurring bits, in order of importance:

They went with edibles, though, so they really only start getting goofy at the very end. Kind of a cheat.

Mary Holland is a treasure; last week's bonus ep with John Lennon and American Football was already fun but when she and Tim Baltz came in it went to another level.

I love love love High and Mighty's Long Island episodes (Second favorite recurring topic, only bested by the Action Boys talking about crappy 80's movies.) I've never been to L.I., the closest I've ever been to NYC was glimpsing Manhattan from the NJ Turnpike like Tony Soprano, but the way Gabrus and his guests…

Pirates of the Caribbean: We Sure Talked a Big Game About This Being an Evergreen Franchise Yet We Can't Let Go of Our Biggest Expense/Liability

On Stranger Tides underperformed domestically, but its worldwide haul was still north of $1 billion. So the market is out there, believe it or not.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Set Sail for International Markets

I watched it all the time as a kid too…but only here, a quarter century later, seeing that header graphic did I realize "Whoa, Tabitha's mom has got it goin' on."

I remember when TCM was added to our cable lineup and my Mom considered it a would-be AMC imitator….time makes fools of us all.

Not mentioned: That he was delivering all of this information to "Internet Girl"

AMC, the network that somehow managed to bring Mad Men and Breaking Bad to life as their first two original offerings*, continues to fuck up at every possible opportunity.

Tainted Aquifers: The Silence Below
Unquenchable: One Mother's Story (Possible tagline: "They could bottle the water. But not her voice.")
Mother, May I Drink With Danger?

When pressed for details, Cher's agent replied "Look, if she could turn back time? If she could find a way? She'd take back her word that she would be involved with this project. But she's not gonna stay."

Ice powers are the best powers. It's a fact.

Batman, Superman, Aquaman…I feel like the rest of the league needs to get in line.

"THIS NOVEMBER?" MORE LIKE "THIS 'NO'-VEMBER," WHICH IS WHAT I WILL BE SAYING TO THE TICKET CLERK AT THE BOX OFFICE BOOM NAILED IT

More like Justice ILLEGAL, for a trailer to suck that hard

Dude is obsessed with action scenes that happen in some indeterminate plane of reality, existing within just a single point of light (Typically provided by the dim flicker of flame, either from an exploded something or maybe just some trash) in a universe that is otherwise inky blue darkness.

Mr. Worf…fire.