Just one - he sucker punches H.W. Bush for setting him up to take the fall. There's a B plot where Jeb tries to convince W that it doesn't mean Ollie's their dad now.

"So…Manos."
"The…Hands of Fate."

He's been studying that video of David Blaine "levitating" for the last 11 months and he's almost got it figured out.

I honestly think this is one of the few sane, rational things Hubbard ever said.

Can Brad Neely give this thing the Wizard People, Dear Reader treatment?

His moment of clarity came when he was telling some friends that crazily enough he kept getting residual checks from this barback job he had in his 20's, and they had to explain to him that "Cheers" had been a TV show, it wasn't a real place. Pulled up Netflix and shook him to his core.

I will. Somebody has to take up this noble cause.

Hey what the hell, why can't I find a clip of "Quiet Bob the Weatherman" anywhere online?

It's Friday niiiiiiiight!

I got a new season of Stella for ya.
[Gestures to comically oversized dildo hanging through pants]

The 11 minute runtime would've worked for them as well - kept it closer to the pacing and sensibility of the original shorts.

I just tried a flambe method for the first time yesterday and holy shit guys.

A planter's punch

Naked?

Rasheed Wallace, meanwhile, states he knows for a fact that the Earth is round, like ball.

The rides weren't scary enough.

I blame their absence on the drunk guy at their Chapel Hill show who kept screaming through the pre-taped bits "THIS IS JUST THE TV SHOW!" Shut up, drunk guy.

I think people will look back on ASGJ as a highly influential work on comedy, if more for form than content.

…LAST RESORT!

I'd love to see this, but doubt it would be as magical as their live show I saw…10 years ago, to promote the new show, back when they were still small time. It was in a tiny rock venue, which meant the audience was up close and personal with the fake vomit whether they liked it or not.