I'd put Chemical Zone 2 from Sonic 2 on the "Worst" list - the one where missing any of a number of jumps will put you at the bottom of a deep oil pit, where the only exit is by slowly ascending some slowly rotating blocks (Which, by the way, will crush you to death if you manage to get wedged between them and the…

You really expect a higher level of care in a licensed 16 bit platformer.

That's definitely the Super Mario All-Stars version of 1-3

Yeah, me too.

Not true at all!

I'm sticking up for Nissan's CVT here. It's fine. Responsive enough, great gas mileage, it's FINE.

That wasn't an anti-tobacco ad, that was just a clip of James Ellsworth.

"I never could've guessed based on its ugly, boxy, angular design! It looks like something one of Michael Bay's Transformers left in a big, robotic litterbox - and I LOVE it!"

I remember when Richard Hatch appeared on Letterman after winning the first season of Survivor, Dave's first question was "How's it feel to be the winner of a future rental car?"

And then there's the whole "Zion Curtain" thing, which is something else.

Uhhh, booze, obviously.

I think being in an ABC state with grocery store beer and wine sales is bad, I can't imagine being in "It's still 1934 and we don't know how to do this shit" land.

"People who were willing to take $100 for the day to say 'oh wow' a bunch, but not in a professional capacity"

I have to believe an actual real person would sucker punch that self-satisfied Chevy beardo the second they saw an opportunity.

They're filming! The official Twitter account sent out a photo of Serafinowicz on set and in costume just this week!

Neti pots for exotic shorthairs. Million dollar idea right there.

It would be nice if he sourced these photos. Partly as a courtesy to whoever he's aggregating them from, and partly because I want to know more about the two wide boys in the photo up top and where I can see more photos of them.

I guess it'll get old eventually but in the short term…sounds pretty good?

I like that on Mr. Getty's Wikipedia page, under the category "Known for" it reads "Being kidnapped". Quality Wikcy-P right there.

The Girl in Lovers' Lane - A naive young man of privilege attempts to ride the rails and meets "Bix Dugan," an experienced drifter who offers to show him the ropes.