And you can thank Ronald Reagan's ass for that!

holy shit

Power Rangers made headlines again today, but not the good kind, like Lionsgate wants.

Charles X-blazer?

You think I wouldn't like to spark up a doober every now and then and take a nice, slow, extra careful drive?

Data expresses his confusion at the concept of a common dish sponge living inside of a pineapple, as well as said pineapple's ability to maintain structural integrity under the atmospheric pressure at the bottom of the sea; Picard finally says "Shut up, nerd, you're harshing my mellow."

Commander Troi finds the Captain's mind cloudy, but senses that he is…straight fiending for…a Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Again.

More like Sir Pack-it Stewart.

That's because he's a Joe, he's built to be entertaining (In more ways that one.) David was built for entirely different, far more complex reasons, the most important of which was to be a child; innocent and eager to learn.

"That's not even where it goes, idiot!"

It's a Good Movie, go watch it. Great production design and an incredibly realized future world, Jude Law kills it, and it's really not as maudlin as people make it out to be.

But the actual ending is even colder! The reveal of what the world has become, the weird, creepy and utterly cruel fulfillment of his wish, and then…Monica isn't the only one in that final scene who is never going to wake up again. David realized his dream of becoming "real" by dying alongside her.

Big Stupid to the reeeescue

It does have him stomping a dude in a Jeep, and Linda Hamilton screaming about "THE FEMALE" a bunch.

"Words, bread, must be Samuel Johnson with a baguette."

But you brought it up!

"So? Whaddya think?"
"YOU LOOK HOT!"

Yeah, that's an extremely scattershot lineup - but it's the best of the best, so you're in for a treat.

My job. My way.

Fun fact: The lead actor in Squirm went on to be a prolific TV director - 14 episodes of Law & Order, 38 episodes of 30 Rock, 39 episodes of 2 Broke Girls, and, that's right, all 10 episodes of Big Lake.